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Warning: Do
Not READ Unless You're Over 40!
Okay, now remember, I said this
article is for people
Over 40 ONLY.
If you're younger than 40, and
you get offended by anything I
say, tough tutus, you weren't
invited to this party anyway! ;-)
Now then...
I want to tell you what
happened to me the other day...
I bought an exercise dvd
because I'm tired of being tired. I want
to get into shape, I want to
fit into my clothes, and I want
energy - LOTS of it!
So I put on my old sweats, put
on the dvd, and here was this
barely 20 something girl in the
shape of a toothpick, grinning
menacingly (I swear!) at the
camera like she was going to take a
bite out it. Or me.
"Don't worry," she says. "We're
going to start out sloooowwww."
Grin grin grin.
Barely five minutes into her
jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine,
I collapsed on the couch,
completely confused, frustrated and
ANNOYED.
Maybe, just maybe I could have
kept up with her for awhile if
something she did made SENSE.
But just when I was able to
copy one of her moves, she was on to
the next one like a frenzied
rabid rabbit.
"Okay," she grins, "Put your
right arm up and step with your left
foot and put your left arm out
and hop with your right leg while
bending at the waist and touch
your forehead to the floor and
snap back up and whirl your
arms while moving your legs out and
in and then turn left and slide
down and roll and back up and
bend and touch your head to
your butt and..."
Holy! Here
Who exercises like this???
Not me.
I'm over 40.
I want to get in shape.
I want to feel good, look good,
and have lots of energy.
I don't need a barely 20's
chicklet telling me, someone twice her
age, how to get in shape.
Because frankly, she doesn't
have a clue.
What she teaches might be fine
for people her age.
But I want to learn from
someone MY age or older who is in the
best shape of their lives.
Now THAT'S someone who can
teach me how to be fit and feel
great...
...and I know you probably feel
the same way.
So I went online and started
searching...
...and I think I've hit the
mother lode.
Check out
Here, Do not
Wait!
The headline reads...
43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers
A Step By Step System For Living
Fit And Healthy At Any Age That
Is Literally Reshaping Bodies
World-wide!
Okay, it sounds a little
"sensational," but I think we're on the
right track.
Read on...
"This Former Obese 'Old Guy'
Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World
Ageless Living Role Models and
Talked Them Into Revealing
All Their 'Forever Young'
Lifestyle Secrets To Him...And Now
He's Sharing These Discoveries
With Us!"
Check out the 'before' and
'after' photos on that webpage.
Wow.
Do you see the guy who lost
over 300 pounds??
Yikes!
Thank goodness I don't need to
lose anywhere near that much.
What about you? Do you want to
lose a little weight?
Because I think THIS is the
place to do it.
52 Real-World people who've
gone from being...
-out of shape,
-pudgy,
-fat,
-obese and
-really obese...
...to hotties who frankly look
BETTER than that barely 20 "stick"
on that useless DVD I paid
$19.95 for!
These are the people who can
teach us.
And you know what?
Looking at their "before"
photos, I know one thing...
...if they can do it...
...you and I can do it!
Learn More
Here.
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Happiness4All
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